|—||Pete Wentz (via sexceptional)|
So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
whose this fucking clown ass trash sulking in the middle of an upper class business party who even fucking invited this guy. hes wearing like arm sweat bands or some shit that looks like rubber coffee mug holders from the 1990s that you put on the coffee to keep it from burning your hands but instead this asshole is wearing them on his arms i can’t believe this, who the fuck is going to put hot coffee on his arms. is he an idiot? what even the fuck is going on, this is obviously some party for rich people like look at those fancy-ass suits in the back with wine and shit but instead they invited this dumbass joker instead of another rich guy who might give them some nice money and now he’s just fucking sulking there looking like some shit ass unemployed clown. and no fucking wonder he’s unemployed, you don’t invite a fucking clown to a party just to have them sulk around in the back corner and be antisocial.
this anime is trash 0/10 i havn’t even watched it and im not going to. all ive seen of it is this fucking joker trash wannabe play volleyball INCREDIBLY INCORRECTLY AND AGAINST THE RULES and then look like a whiny emo baby in the middle of a fancy business party.
I don’t know if i’m more excited for Sam Wilson being Cap or for Anthony Mackie being Cap - both of them are basically a dream come true!
This is the funniest thing to ever happen to Canada
I have never been prouder to be Canadian
i wanted to draw the old gaang but i didn’t know which outfits from which books to draw them in then i was like oh hang on
never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer
Damn, how could I forget?
Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast
Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo
he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them
i wanna imagine that when he was showing it to clergymen who commissioned it they all kinda exchanged some glances between themselves and one of them was like “michelangelo… surely the female form isn’t… i mean, have you ever seen a woman’s breasts?” and michelangelo was like “why bishop, have you?” and they had to take the damn thing and fucking like it. bested by their own vows of celibacy
do you ever get the feeling that your friends just dont care